Dear Mr. Valentine,
When you find this letter lying at your doorstep, please don’t hesitate to pick it up. After you have stretched yourself out of your insomnic nightmare of not being able to find your Princess, please flip open the envelope and sweep your lovely eyes through the loveliest writing of your Princess.
You know, even though the World has become connected via the internet, it’s very surprising that you still don’t know my whereabouts. I’m a bit worried regarding your GPS not working, however, I’m sure that the pathetic grade that you had fetched in Geography in school will eventually install the hazy map of the world in your non-evolutionised brain! So, please scan the image and edit it on Photoshop to keep a copy of my location in your fortunately evolutionised heart please!
When are you planning to start your quest? Could you please enlighten me? I can’t keep waiting for you in the Cinderella attire for such a long time, you know. The stiletto hurts; not that I mind, because, I’ll force you to be kind enough to carry me in your arms to testify your strength!
Okay! Stop reading this letter and pack your bag, will you?
I’m going to entice a competitor of yours so that you hurry up! Afterall, men will be men!
Your Princess ❤
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